Urashima Taro As Told By Yukariko
Hey, Hayate-kun!
We've been waiting for this! Yay!
Once upon a time, there was
a young man named Urashima Taro.
One day, as Urashima strolled the beach,
Oh! Melon bread!
he came upon some kids tormenting a turtle.
"Hey! Don't torment the turtle like that!"
He shouted from a spot far enough from them to run away.
"What you say?" responded the children.
"Shaddup, ol' man."
"Let's get 'im!"
And the turtle chimed in: "Yeah! Let's get him!"
Urashima dashed over and
beat the turtle with his fishing pole.
"Don't repay goodness with evil!"
Urashima's cries echoed up and down the shore.
And he lived happily ever after.
What an awful story.
What was the moral?
Right?
To be continued!
It continues?
Continues where?
And how?
Once upon a time, there was a very poor boy.
The boy had long since lost
his parents, so he lived alone...
...in a poor town, in a poor country.
The boy said: "I'm gonna make it big one day!"
He repeated this as he grew, until he became...
...a fine, fine robber.
The man said: "I wanna be admired
as the best robber in the business."
There's always a weird community somewhere.
Near the man was a woman who reigned supreme over the robber business.
She said: "I bet you'd command great respect
if you stole the black camellia."
He took her at her word,
and began a journey to find the black camellia.
At last, he tracked down the location of the black camellia
to a castle deep in the middle of a forest.
The man sneaked in immediately.
However, the castle guards immediately fought back.
Then, as he was running for his life,
in the depth of the castle he found...
...the world's most beautiful princess.
Mommy, why did you marry Daddy?
Well,
he was incredibly handsome!
My youthful mind thought that was the worst reason ever.
But Shin-chan was a bit careless, too.
Careless?
Right.
For example, he lost his wedding ring.
Oh. So, so...
Is that expensive?
Super expensive.
Really? How much was it? How much?
It's been a while...
...since I dreamed about my mother.
Weather Report
Typhoon #12 Atmospheric pressure Wind speed
Now for the weather outlook.
A massive low pressure system is
approaching Japan from the south.
According to the Japan Meteorological Agency,
an unusual tropical cyclone has developed...
Good morning.
Huh? What's going on here, Miss Nagi?
You're up so early!
It is now 12:00 PM.
It's time for the news at noon.
It's kinda insulting to say that
noon is early for me.
Then make it a habit to wake up earlier.
Oh, whatever.
Get me an iced café au lait.
Sure. Please wait a moment.
It's already the second half of Silver Week. Are you sure it's okay?
What's okay?
America.
Don't you need to go...
...collect your deceased father's things?
Does it really matter?
I have no interest in my father.
Oh. We received photos of your father's belongings.
Huh? What's this?
Looking at these is pointless.
I can't tell if it's my father's stuff or not.
That's true.
I mean, why now?
That's right. Maria-san had said...
The officers in Las Vegas who sent us
these photos told me something chilling.
There's a reason why her father's
belongings went missing for 13 years.
Why?
All the police personnel and estate appraisers
involved have died in unfortunate accidents.
Therefore, the Las Vegas police department moved the stuff
to a highly secure location where nobody could touch it.
That's how things were left.
Oh, I see.
I definitely don't wanna go now.
Right?
Let's forget about it.
If I don't go, they'll get rid of his belongings.
I'd rather spend my break having fun with you, Hayate!
I'm sorry, I have to go shopping...
Why? Why do you have to go shopping now?
So we can make your dinner, Miss Nagi.
Thanks. Thanks a lot, but...
I'm off, then.
You're really leaving?
You can wait for me at the mansion, you know.
Humph. What I do is my choice.
So? What are you getting?
Games? Anime Blu-rays?
Hanamura Meats
I'm not buying any of that.
Whoa! This is...
Fish Sausages 115mg calcium per serving
Includes Free God of Conquest Stickers!
Hayate! Get me this! This!
What? Maria-san will be upset if we buy that.
It's all right.
Fish sausages are good for you.
There's tons of calcium in them!
Oh, all right. We'll get the fish sausages.
Okay.
Excuse me.
I'll take three homemade fish sausages.
Thanks!
You idiot!
Why are you buying the normal fish sausages?!
You said they were good for you!
With tons of calcium!
Yes, but those sausages don't come with a prize!
So that's what you wanted.
Whatever! You're an idiot, Hayate!
I'm gonna hang out with Chiharu and the others in the apartment.
So go buy some green peppers or carrots or whatever...
...and make beef stroganoff or something!
Okay, so I don't know the way. Take me to the apartment!
Take me!
Okay, okay.
I'll come pick you up later.
Hey, Chiharu! Kayura!
That's funny. No one's here?
Sender: Chiharu Harukaze Ruka's concert We arrived in Las Vegas!
Oh.
I forgot.
Shoot.
I have to go shopping.
Man, I really screwed up.
So that means no one is home.
I'm not scared just because no one is around.
What? Why?
Why do old houses make weird noises?
I-If I stay here by myself, I'll die of some curse or something.
Big sister?
Tsugumi?
What happened? Why were you screaming?
I-I didn't scream!
Are you by yourself?
Yes. Even Nishizawa had something to do.
Now, why are you... Oh!
Did you come to see me?
No, no. Why would I come see you?
Why do you say stuff like that?
I'm your cute little sister!
I've never thought of you as my little sister!
If you're the only one here, I'm going home.
W-Wait!
Look at that rain, big sister!
I don't think you should go home.
Oh, okay.
You can tell me about yourself until the rain stops.
Huh?
Connecting
Theater
Part A
We're going on a trip during Silver Week in order
to uncover an ancient mystery.
Ancient mystery?
To America
Easter Island
Territory of Chile
Pacific Ocean
South America
Chile
We're going to Easter Island in
America to look at Stonehenge.
What? Don't you...
I'm going to interject here.
Don't you mean the Moai statues?
What are you talking about, Hayata-kun?
The Moai statues are in Shibuya!
What?
Connecting
Theater
Part B
How can we go see Ruka's concert in Las Vegas for free?
I've no idea. Except maybe take an airplane.
Nagi-chan, you always solve everything with money.
But there are things money can't solve.
It sure solves your problems.
The robber had just met the
world's most beautiful princess inside the castle.
After a moment of admiration, he said:
"I know! I'll take this beautiful princess as my hostage,
grab the black camellia, and escape."
"Hey, little girl!
Keep quiet if you don't wanna get hurt!"
But the robber quieted after seeing
the princess' .44 Magnum.
God is cruel.
Huh?
I don't have very long to live.
Oh.
But I do want to fall in love.
So I've been hoping to meet
the man of my dreams before I die.
But it's taking so long for him to appear!
So I've been praying to the stars: "Do something about this already!"
And here you are.
You're not the kind of man I was imagining...
...but I doubt the man of my dreams is coming, so...
...you can be that man.
But we don't know anything about each other, so...
...you need to become my butler.
Why should I become your butler?
I will! I will be your butler!
And that's how the two met.
Hey, Tsugumi...
Tell me what your agenda is.
M-My agenda?
Your reason for getting close to me.
I-I don't have one!
It's out of love, big sister! Love!
You can cut that out already. I know you're not a bad guy.
If you're honest with me,
maybe I can help you fulfill your wish.
Really?
Go on. Tell me, okay?
N-No! You're not tricking me.
You're easy enough to fool, you idiot.
Humph. Okay, whatever.
What's that?
This? It's a fish...
It's foie gras, one of the world's top three delicacies.
I've heard about it!
One of those things rich people eat, right?
So that's foie gras.
It's too bad.
If you'd just honestly told me,
your big sister would have
given you the rest of the foie gras.
What?
So delicious. It's so delicious.
Foie gras is so delicious. I'll just eat it all!
Maybe I'll have another.
What?
It's really delicious.
I feel bad for you, little sister.
B-Black camellia.
Huh?
I might... be looking for...
...the Sanzenin household's treasure...
...the black camellia.
Oh... I-I just meant I had a dream about something like that...
I-I don't have any proof that something like that exists...
Just eat it!
Does the black camellia really exist?
I've never heard about it.
Shurly you haff!
Eat first, then talk!
The bwack camewia weally existsh.
Okay. Wait.
Old Geezer
Hey, old geezer.
Do you know about our family's treasure,
the black camellia?
It was stolen 13 years ago, and it's been
missing ever since.
So there you have it.
Why? Why wasn't it carefully preserved?
And all the rooms are a mess!
Of course I couldn't find it! Argh!
There's nothing I can do about it!
Oh, hello?
Do we have any idea who stole our treasure?
I have nothing to tell my stupid granddaughter.
Whaaa, shoot!
I broke my smart phone again!
I just bought it at the end of last month!
What will I do?
Don't ask me!
This is exactly why you could lose a family treasure so easily!
What did you say?
Big sister, you...!
Watch Out For Sexual Molesters
The rain is getting bad.
Are we gonna be all right?
Don't you think we should close the storm windows?
I don't know how.
Big sister!
Huh?
The roof is leaking!
Wh-Wh-Wh-What should we do?
Don't ask me "wh-wh-wh-what" to do!
We have no choice but to call Hayate.
Huh? My smart phone is gone!
Of course it is! You just broke it, remember?
We're doomed!
Oh, for crying out loud. I'll handle this!
I'll help!
Don't worry about it.
Go check that spot where the roof was leaking.
And all the other rooms.
If they flood, we'll have big trouble.
O-Okay!
Big sister!
Are you all right, Tsugumi?
Tsugumi.
I'm totally fine. But you need to stop spacing out!
Be careful.
Sorry.
Let's take care of the leaks. Quick!
Everyone's precious doujinshi is here.
R-Right...
Be strong, big sister!
Yeah! Hang in there, Tsugumi!
A-Are you all right?
About as all right as we look.
I was worried because your cell phone wasn't working.
It was a close one.
I'm glad you're okay.
Hey, Tsugumi.
What? I'm really tired.
Why did you save me?
What?
We don't have the black camellia anymore.
So there's no reason to pretend you're my sister,
or to try to make me like you anymore.
D-Does it matter?
I don't need a reason to help someone.
Seriously, it's hard to have such a troublesome big sister!
Oh, I see.
Yes, this is Ayasaki.
It's me. Let me talk to Nagi.
Grandfather?
What is it?
To add to our earlier discussion...
The family's treasure, the black camellia...
The man who betrayed Yukariko
and stole it 13 years ago...
It was your father, Shin Hayek.
"Do you think you've won, Urashima?"
Urashima answered: "Wh-Who goes there?"
"The turtle you just defeated was
the weakest of the Four Heavenly Turtle Kings.
What a disgrace that he lost to you."
The turtles had him surrounded, three on one!
Careful, Urashima! Urashima's in danger!
Suddenly, a loud
voice came from the ocean.
Rooooaaaaar
"Sir Urashima!
I, Otohime, am coming to help you!"
Said Otohime as she
scrambled across rough waters to save Urashima.
Upon seeing her, everyone ran for their lives.
I'd like to say "they lived happily ever after,"
but it's to be continued!
Oh.
I saw that coming.
Yeah.